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The Overqualified Underachiever
Great career, criminally undersold. Your resume is a movie trailer with no explosions.
The tells
- 1.Every bullet starts with “Responsible for…” — the career equivalent of “attended.”
- 2.You explain your job better at parties than on paper.
- 3.The impressive stuff is in there — buried in sentence three.
The fix: Your raw material is better than your writing. Lead every bullet with the result.
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