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11 free tools and counting, built in public by a solo founder. Here's the running record — newest first.

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RoastMyResume vs ChatGPT→

Content

The comparison people actually ask for. Where ChatGPT wins (iteration, cover letters, everything around the resume), where we do (a blunt verdict on the same rubric every time, no prompt to write), and how to use both. Also fixed a bug that showed a stray apostrophe code on the other comparison pages.

Role pages, rewritten→

Improvement

All 25 role pages got a pass: tips that were near copies across roles are now specific to each job, claims we couldn't back up are gone, and every page ends with next steps into Job Match, the 6-Second Replay and Level Check.

The 6-Second Replay→

New Tool

Watch a simulated recruiter read your resume in six seconds. A spotlight follows the scan pattern recruiter eye-tracking studies describe (name, title, company, dates), a note at each stop says what they think, and the end shows the best lines they never reached and the one change that would fix it. Downloads as a vertical video with your name and contact details hidden. Nothing is stored.

Roast My Job Posting→

New Tool

The roast, turned around. Paste a job listing and get a 0-100 Red Flag Score, the exact lines that gave it away (quoted, never paraphrased), a corporate-to-English translation, and a five-point ghost job check. The AI never names the employer, and the posting text is never stored. Free, with a share card sized for Reddit.

The Interview Dossier→

New Tool

Our biggest product yet: a $14.99 prep pack for one specific interview, built from your resume and their job description. The questions they'll likely ask — each citing the exact resume line or posting phrase that triggers it — with your answers drafted, gap defenses, an opener, and a cheat sheet. There's a complete unedited sample to read before paying anything.

Level Check→

New Tool

What level does your resume actually read as? Screeners re-level you from your bullets, not your title. Level Check reads both — the level your title claims and the level your evidence supports — and names the exact lines responsible for the gap. Free, no signup.

The interview stage chain→

Content

Nine guides covering every stage from the recruiter phone screen to resigning gracefully: the screen, the 24-hour prep, career fairs, what to bring, the second round, the thank-you and the silence after it, negotiating the offer, and the two weeks notice. Each stage links to the next.

How to spot ghost jobs→

Content

A real share of postings are never filled. The nine signals of a ghost listing and the 60-second check to run before you spend 30 minutes tailoring.

Sturdier paid delivery

Improvement

Behind-the-scenes hardening after our first real sales: payment webhooks rebuilt so a slow generation can never eat a purchase, a restore path if your resume expires before checkout, long-resume rewrites split so they can't truncate, and an automated daily QA sweep across all 146 pages.

Getting you through the interview

August 2026

Sharper, faster, more shareable

Late July 2026

Resume Archetype Quiz→

New Tool

Eight questions, no upload, no signup. Find out which of six resume personalities you are — the Buzzword Sommelier, the Humble Ghost, the Metric Machine — and the one fix that matters most for your type. Results are shareable with their own card.

Resume statistics, packaged for citing→

Content

The findings from thousands of AI-scored resumes, laid out as citable stats with linkable anchors and one-click citations. The median buzzword score is 22, and the biggest category of everything the detector flags is claims with no number in them.

A real type system

Improvement

The whole site was quietly rendering in the default system font. Headlines now use Bricolage Grotesque and body text is genuinely Geist — a fix that lifts every page at once.

Redesigned roast report card→

Improvement

The grade header went editorial: a horizontal split on a real surface, a static grade glow instead of the old pulse, and a grade-position meter. The verdict lost its gradient panel for something quieter.

Examples for the parts people rewrite most→

Content

Three new guides built around real examples rather than templates: resume summaries, LinkedIn About sections, and cover letters — each with versions for career changers, new grads, and senior candidates.

Wear your grade

Feature

Every roast now comes with a copy-paste badge you can drop on a portfolio or personal site, showing the letter grade you earned.

14-day money-back guarantee→

Feature

Not happy with your rewrite? Contact us within 14 days for a full refund. No forms, no argument.

Prove it out — conversion & reach

Summer 2026

The tailoring era

Early Summer 2026

Tools, tools, tools

Late Spring 2026

The BS Detector + share everywhere

Spring 2026

BS Detector (Buzzword Density Score)→

Feature

Every roast now includes a 0-100 score for corporate fluff, with the worst offending phrases called out by name.

Shareable image cards

Feature

One-tap shareable cards for your grade, your BS score, and your dating profile — sized for TikTok, Instagram, and X.

Custom OG cards on every page

Improvement

Every tool and blog post now generates a branded preview card when shared on social or in messages.

Blog scaled past 40 posts→

Content

Deep guides on ATS, tailoring, resume formats, being fired, photos by country, resume vs CV, and more.

The original roast

Launch — Early 2026

Start with the flagship.

Everything here builds on the free resume roast. Letter grade, Buzzword Density Score, and brutal AI commentary in 30 seconds.

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