Everything we've shipped.

Paste your resume + a job description, get a 0-100 fit score, the missing keywords ranked by importance, and your weakest bullets rewritten for that specific role. The most practical tool we've built.

Rewrite your entire resume in 5 professional voices — Corporate, Startup, Consulting, Finance, Creative. Same facts, wildly different framing.

A data-driven breakdown of which buzzword categories dominate real resumes, based on what our BS Detector flags most often.

Paste one resume bullet, get three rewrites at escalating polish levels — Honest, Polished, Shameless. Pick the middle one.

Translates your career into a Hinge-style dating profile. Built for the screenshot that lands in your group chat.

A dedicated home for the Buzzword Density Score — the 0-100 metric that scores how much corporate fluff is hiding in your resume.

Every free tool in one place, so you don't have to dig through the footer to find them.

A clear breakdown of what's free (the roast) and what's optional (Pro Rewrite $4.99, Career Bundle $9.99). No subscriptions.

A gallery of the funniest archetype titles our AI has assigned to real resumes.

Every roast now includes a 0-100 score for corporate fluff, with the worst offending phrases called out by name.

Deep guides on ATS, tailoring, resume formats, being fired, photos by country, resume vs CV, and more.

The flagship. Upload your resume, get a letter grade, a comedic archetype title, and brutally honest AI commentary across five categories.

Upload two resumes and watch them fight. AI roasts both, compares them round by round, and crowns a winner.

Free AI critique of your cover letter — every 'I am writing to apply for' counted, every 'passionate' flagged.

Free AI roast of your LinkedIn profile — rocket emojis counted, thought-leader energy measured.

Optional one-time paid rewrites for when the jokes are over and you want the AI to actually fix your resume.