Everything we've shipped.

Who actually runs this, the exact grading pipeline and where it falls short, where our statistics come from, and how the site makes money. Plus a contact form that reaches a real person.

Generic question lists have never seen your resume. Every roast now surfaces the two questions a recruiter would most likely ask you, generated from your actual experience — free, no signup.

The twelve questions almost everyone gets, what each one is really checking, and why interviewers trust mechanisms over claims — plus a dedicated guide to “tell me about yourself” with six full scripts.

Every guide on the site organised into one ordered path: write it, check it, tailor it, send it. The best place to start if you don't know which part is broken.

Take the archetype quiz and have your result, the tells, and the fix sent to you.

September is the biggest hiring wave of the year and it rewards people who prepped in August. Month by month, for students and experienced job seekers.

Eight questions, no upload, no signup. Find out which of six resume personalities you are — the Buzzword Sommelier, the Humble Ghost, the Metric Machine — and the one fix that matters most for your type. Results are shareable with their own card.

The findings from thousands of AI-scored resumes, laid out as citable stats with linkable anchors and one-click citations. “Results-driven” is on roughly 48% of resumes; most bullets contain no numbers at all.

The grade header went editorial: a horizontal split on a real surface, a static grade glow instead of the old pulse, and a grade-position meter. The verdict lost its gradient panel for something quieter.

Three new guides built around real examples rather than templates: resume summaries, LinkedIn About sections, and cover letters — each with versions for career changers, new grads, and senior candidates.

Not happy with your rewrite? Contact us within 14 days for a full refund. No forms, no argument.

Our flagship report: what thousands of AI-scored resumes reveal about buzzword density, missing metrics, tailoring, AI-written resumes, length, and how grades actually distribute.

Side-by-side comparisons against 9 resume tools (Zety, TopResume, Jobscan, Rezi, Resume Worded, and more) — including an honest map of the whole category and where each competitor beats us.

A full, real preview of the paid Pro Rewrite and Career Bundle — section rewrites, cover letter, LinkedIn summary, interview prep — so you know exactly what you get before paying.

Two paired guides: what skills to put on your resume (the 10-15 rule) and the 8 skills to cut, starting with Microsoft Office.

Paste your resume + a job description, get a 0-100 fit score, the missing keywords ranked by importance, and your weakest bullets rewritten for that specific role. The most practical tool we've built.

Rewrite your entire resume in 5 professional voices — Corporate, Startup, Consulting, Finance, Creative. Same facts, wildly different framing.

A data-driven breakdown of which buzzword categories dominate real resumes, based on what our BS Detector flags most often.

Paste one resume bullet, get three rewrites at escalating polish levels — Honest, Polished, Shameless. Pick the middle one.

Translates your career into a Hinge-style dating profile. Built for the screenshot that lands in your group chat.

A dedicated home for the Buzzword Density Score — the 0-100 metric that scores how much corporate fluff is hiding in your resume.

Every free tool in one place, so you don't have to dig through the footer to find them.

A clear breakdown of what's free (the roast) and what's optional (Pro Rewrite $4.99, Career Bundle $9.99). No subscriptions.

A gallery of the funniest archetype titles our AI has assigned to real resumes.

Every roast now includes a 0-100 score for corporate fluff, with the worst offending phrases called out by name.

Deep guides on ATS, tailoring, resume formats, being fired, photos by country, resume vs CV, and more.

The flagship. Upload your resume, get a letter grade, a comedic archetype title, and brutally honest AI commentary across five categories.

Upload two resumes and watch them fight. AI roasts both, compares them round by round, and crowns a winner.

Free AI critique of your cover letter — every 'I am writing to apply for' counted, every 'passionate' flagged.

Free AI roast of your LinkedIn profile — rocket emojis counted, thought-leader energy measured.

Optional one-time paid rewrites for when the jokes are over and you want the AI to actually fix your resume.