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The Template Loyalist
One PDF. Every job. Since 2019. It's not a resume, it's a family heirloom.
The tells
- 1.“Microsoft Office” is still in your skills section. Proudly.
- 2.The objective statement says “seeking a challenging position.” It found one: getting interviews.
- 3.You've applied to 40 jobs with the exact same file name.
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