Every free AI tool we've built, in one place.
All free. No signup. No paywall on the roast itself. Pick the tool that matches what you're trying to fix.
Roast My Resume →
Upload your resume, get a letter grade, a comedic archetype title, a Buzzword Density Score, and brutal AI commentary across five categories. Free, 30 seconds.
The full toolkit
The 6-Second Replay →
NewWatch a simulated recruiter read your resume in six seconds: where the eyes stop, what they think, and the best lines they never reach. Downloads as a video.
Roast My Job Posting →
NewPaste a job listing. Get a 0-100 Red Flag Score, the exact lines that gave it away, a corporate-to-English translation, and a ghost job check.
Resume Archetype Quiz →
New8 questions, no upload. Find out which of the 6 resume personalities you are (Buzzword Sommelier, Humble Ghost, Metric Machine) and the fix for each.
Bullet Surgeon →
Paste one resume bullet. Get three rewrites at escalating polish levels: Honest, Polished, Shameless. Pick the middle one.
Level Check →
NewWhat level does your resume actually read as? Entry to Lead, the exact lines responsible, and what one level up would take.
Job Match →
NewPaste resume + a job description. Get a 0-100 fit score, missing keywords called out by name, and bullet rewrites tailored to the JD.
Tone Shifter →
NewPaste your resume. Get 5 rewrites in 5 professional voices: Corporate, Startup, Consulting, Finance, Creative. Same facts, different framing.
Resume → Dating Profile →
NewPaste your resume. Get a Hinge-style dating profile that translates your career into emotional baggage. Designed for screenshots.
Resume Battle →
Upload two resumes and watch them fight. AI roasts both, compares them round by round, and crowns a winner.
Cover Letter Roast →
Every 'I am writing to apply for' counted. Every 'passionate' flagged. Free and painfully honest.
LinkedIn Roast →
Rocket emojis counted. Thought-leader energy measured. Third-person About sections publicly shamed.
Job Title Inflation Machine →
Drag a slider. Watch 'Secretary' become 'Chief of Staff.' Watch 'Programmer' become 'AI Systems Architect.' 60 years of title creep.
World Resume Atlas →
Click a country. See what goes on a resume there: photo? age? marital status? 15 countries, hand-curated, one roast each.
Interview Dossier →
Paid · $14.99The one tool here that isn't free, because it's for a different moment: you already landed the interview. Paste your resume and their posting, get the questions they'll likely ask with your answers drafted. There's a complete sample to read before paying anything.
Not sure where to start?
Get your resume roasted first.
The full resume roast is the best entry point. Everything else builds on it.
Roast My Resume for Free →Which one you actually need
The list above is more useful as a sequence than a menu. You probably only need three of them, in roughly this order.
Start with a diagnosis
Run the resume roast first. It grades all five categories at once, so instead of guessing which part is letting you down you get told, and the Buzzword Density Score names the exact phrases doing the damage. If you’d rather see what you’re signing up for, there’s a full sample roast with nothing edited out.
Then fix the thing it found
Weak bullets go to Bullet Surgeon. Buzzword problems go to the BS Detector. Wrong register for your industry goes to Tone Shifter. Each one targets a single failure mode rather than trying to rewrite everything.
Then tailor, per application
Job Match is the one to keep using. Paste your resume and a specific posting and it returns a fit score plus the keywords you’re missing. That’s the step that turns one decent resume into an application that matches the job. Tailoring is one of the highest-leverage things in a job search and it’s easy to skip, because by hand it takes a while.
And the ones that are just fun
Resume Battle, Resume → Dating Profile, the Job Title Inflation Machine, and the World Resume Atlas exist because job hunting is miserable and a laugh helps. Battle doubles as a real tool if you use it on two drafts of your own.
Questions people ask
Are all of these actually free?
Yes. Every tool on this page is free with no account, no trial, and no card. The only paid things on the site are the optional one-time rewrites, and nothing gates a tool behind them.
Which one should I start with?
The resume roast, for a general read on where you stand. If you already have a specific job in mind, start with Job Match instead. It's the one that tells you what to change for that posting.
Do I need to upload my resume for all of them?
No. The archetype quiz, job title inflation, and the world resume atlas need nothing from you at all. The rest take pasted text, a PDF, or a photo.