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“You 'leveraged synergies' so hard you dislocated your credibility.”
“Listing Microsoft Word in 2026 is a cry for help.”
“Three internships at places that no longer exist. Inspiring.”
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The roast tells you what’s wrong in 30 seconds. These go deeper — 77 researched guides on resumes, ATS, cover letters, and interviews, free and without a signup.
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The two-minute booth conversation, scripted: the opener, the thirty-second intro, the one question worth asking, and the close that gets you a name. Plus what recruiters actually do with your resume afterward.
The rest of your job-search stack
Your resume isn't the only thing that needs therapy.
Job Match →
Paste your resume + a job description. Get a 0-100 fit score, the missing keywords called out by name, and rewrites for the weakest-fit bullets. Free, no signup, 15 seconds.
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NewYour title says Senior. Do your bullets? Find out what level your resume actually reads as — and what one level up would take.
Roast My Cover Letter →
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NewPaste one bullet. Get three rewrites side-by-side: Honest, Polished, Shameless. The middle one is the keeper.
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NewThey've been grading you for years. Paste a job listing, get a 0-100 Red Flag Score and the exact lines that gave it away.
The 6-Second Replay →
NewWatch a recruiter read your resume in six seconds, and see the best lines they never reach.
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