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Your resume archetype
The Buzzword Sommelier
You don't write bullets. You curate a tasting menu of corporate vintage.
The tells
- 1.“Leveraged” appears more often than your own job title.
- 2.You've synergized things that have never met.
- 3.Recruiters can smell the “results-driven” from the subject line.
The fix: Swap the vintage for numbers. One real metric beats five thought-leadership adjectives.
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