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Your resume archetype

The Buzzword Sommelier

You don't write bullets. You curate a tasting menu of corporate vintage.

The tells

  • 1.“Leveraged” appears more often than your own job title.
  • 2.You've synergized things that have never met.
  • 3.Recruiters can smell the “results-driven” from the subject line.

The fix: Swap the vintage for numbers. One real metric beats five thought-leadership adjectives.

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