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The BS Detector

How much BS is hiding in your resume?

A 0–100 Buzzword Density Score. The 27 worst offending phrases called out by name. Free, instant, no signup — built into every resume roast.

Sample Score

What the gauge looks like

62
% BS
BS-Forward

“Tilting into trouble. Your resume reads like a thought-leader podcast intro — but the top offenders below would drop you 30+ points.”

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The four score zones

Calibrated against thousands of resumes. Most competent resumes land in the green or yellow zones.

0–30

Substance Heavy

Genuinely substance-dense. A handful of common phrases doesn't push you out of this zone if the rest is solid.

31–50

Fluff Creeping In

Real content with buzzwords starting to multiply. The meaty middle — most resumes land here.

51–70

BS-Forward

Tilting into trouble. Reads like a thought-leader podcast intro. Recruiters are skimming past your bullets.

71–100

Pure Corporate Slop

Buzzword anthology with a name on top. Time to nuke and rewrite.

The 5 categories of resume BS

Every flagged phrase falls into one of these five buckets. 27 total phrases tracked across the categories.

Empty Adjectives

8 phrases tracked

passionate · dynamic · results-driven · detail-oriented

Corporate Clichés

6 phrases tracked

synergy · team player · thought leader · self-starter

Verb Inflation

5 verbs tracked

spearheaded · championed · orchestrated · pioneered

Vague Metrics

4 phrases tracked

improved efficiency · drove results · made significant impact

Title Puffery

4 archetypes tracked

Customer Experience Architect · Growth Ninja · Chief of Vibes

From a 62 to a 22 in one rewrite

The optional Pro Rewrite ($4.99) drops the average Buzzword Density Score by 40+ points. Same resume content, cleaner bullets, real metrics, no “passionate self-starter” energy.

FAQ

How does the BS Detector work?

It scans your resume for five categories of corporate fluff — Empty Adjectives, Corporate Clichés, Verb Inflation, Vague Metrics, and Title Puffery — and produces a 0–100 Buzzword Density Score. Higher means more BS. The top 5 offending phrases are called out by name with one-line roasts for each.

Is it really free?

Yes. The BS Detector runs automatically on every free resume roast at roastmyresume.io. No signup, no email, no paywall. The score appears next to your letter grade.

What's a 'good' BS Score?

Anything below 30 is solid. Most competent resumes land 16–30 — there's no penalty for using common professional phrases occasionally. The score only climbs when buzzwords start crowding out real content. Above 50 means recruiters are noticing.

Will it tell me how to fix it?

The free Roast surfaces the top 5 offending phrases with one-line explanations of why each is BS. The optional Pro Rewrite ($4.99) rewrites your entire resume to drop the score dramatically — typical drop is 40+ points. You can also try the Bullet Surgeon (free) for one-bullet-at-a-time rewrites.

Is this AI-detection? Will it flag me for using ChatGPT?

No — it's a buzzword density score, not an AI-writing detector. It measures fluff, not authorship. That said, AI-generated resume content tends to score higher because LLMs over-produce the exact phrases the BS Detector tracks. The fix is the same either way: rewrite the buzzwords out.

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