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Graphic Designer Resume
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You design brand systems for a living. Your resume looks like it was kerned by a lawnmower. Explain.

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Common Mistakes on Graphic Designer Resumes

The recurring patterns recruiters see — and reject.

01
No portfolio link — or it's a Dropbox folder of 40 PNGs. Curate.
02
Listing Adobe CC as a skill. Everyone in your field has Adobe CC.
03
Describing deliverables ('created logos') without who they were for or why.
04
Visual design on the resume itself is inconsistent. That's the actual interview.
05
No range shown — print, web, motion, brand. Pick a lane or show spectrum.

Real roasts our AI writes for this role.

“Your skills section lists 'creativity.' Hope you brought receipts.”

“You have 12 logos on your resume and not one is yours. Confidence is a muscle — use it.”

“'Proficient in Photoshop' is 2008 energy. Next you'll tell me you know Clippy.”

Specific moves that actually move the grade.

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Portfolio link at the top. 3-5 case studies, not a dump of thumbnails.
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Each bullet: brand/client → deliverable → outcome or application ('used across 40 properties').
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Show a range: 1 brand system, 1 campaign, 1 motion/print piece. Signal versatility.
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Typeset the resume itself meticulously. Interviewers will notice the kerning.
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Remove 'creative' and 'detail-oriented.' Your work should say this without you saying it.

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